Obligatory First Post

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...."

OK, not that long ago (right nowish, actually), and in a galaxy that is... well, this one, I present my blog. I really just wanted to get this obligatory first post out of the way, so here it is. I have no idea what I'm going to post here, or who would actually care enough to take the time to visit, but I'm going to put adds here anyway (because I think it's hilarious, and because I can).

Anyway, welcome random stranger/person I actually know/robot/alien/other, I hope you find this useful and entertaining Who am I kidding?? Why are you here, anyway?? Sheesh, don't you have anything better to do than read some lame blog? Why don't you, um... go outside or something, you know... actually see the sun? Maybe get some exercise, or something?